someone: hey do you wanna hang out
me: i can’t bro i’m uglier than usual today
(via approach)
i just started the young pope and i know fuck all about catholicism but i gotta say. lenny has the most potent bde
i am SCREAMING
When a rogue bluffs his way into being a cleric
(via multifandomsexual)
i am a bright and colourful piñata and god is a 13 year old birthday boy whose parents have just announced their divorce.
this reads like a john mulaney bit
(via somethingvaguelyhomo)
if you’re reading this i hope you find the strength to get through whatever it is that’s causing you so much trouble or pain at the moment
(via thecommonchick)
Fun fact about the office: Stanley Hudson was a black panther
(via usedcond0m)
